Best quotes to send by SMS

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine
The game is up.
Author: William Shakespeare
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Author: Unknown
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva
!
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon
!
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour
!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson
!
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes