Best quotes to send by SMS

Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the
Author: Sir Walter Raleigh
Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been replaced by serenity.
Author: Moses Hasid
Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams
Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q:
Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one
else will do it for them
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly
collie !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho
Marx !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
rose?
A collie-flower !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why do dogs bury bones in
the ground
?
Because you can't bury them in trees !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes