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Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.
Author: Jewish Proverb

I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
Author: Anonymous

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
Author: Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Never answer a critic, unless he's right.
Author: Bernard M. Baruch

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes