Best quotes to send by SMS

Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Author: Robert Orben
Radio provides a place for me to not be alone. I still subscribe to the idea that I listen to a DJ because I care about what he or she thinks. I don't like to just hear my own voice."
Author: Celia Hirschman
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.
Author: Sophocles
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Author: Sir Arthur Helps
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why aren't Hindu and
Chinese people
allowed to play hockey?
A: Because everytime they go into the corner
they open up a convienent
store.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
kill him?
A: On her dressing table he
found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What do you
call an American with a
lavatory on his head ?
John.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How
many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
A: Two, one to
give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw
it in.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes