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Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
Author: Nikki Giovanni

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Author: George Eliot

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes