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For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause for breath, And love itself have rest.
Author: Lord Byron

For there is no respect of persons with God.
Author: Bible

For 'tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard...
Author: William Shakespeare

For too long, many nations, including my own, tolerated, even excused, oppression in the Middle East in the name of stability. Oppression became common, but stability never arrived. We must take a different approach. We must help the reformers of the Midd
Author: George W. Bush

For whereas the mind works in possibilities, the intuitions work in actualities, and what you intuitively desire, that is possible to you. Whereas what you mentally or "consciously" desire is nine times out of ten impossible; hitch your wagon to star, or
Author: D. H. Lawrence

This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win? No, it came seventh.
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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. "Some day my prints will come!"
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied
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