Best quotes to send by SMS

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters.
Author: Bible
He plants trees to benefit another generation.
Author: Caecilius Statius
He shall rule them with a rod of iron.
Author: Bible
He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.
Author: Yiddish Proverb
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure.
Author: William Congreve
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Borg
!
Borg who ?
Borg standard !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boyzone
!
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brewster
!
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing
cock-a-doodle doo
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridie
!
Bridie who ?
Bridie light of the silvery moon !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bronte
!
Bronte who ?
Bronte of the blow !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes