Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible He maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters.
Author: Bible

Caecilius Statius He plants trees to benefit another generation.
Author: Caecilius Statius

Bible He shall rule them with a rod of iron.
Author: Bible

Yiddish Proverb He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

William Congreve He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure.
Author: William Congreve

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !
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