Best quotes to send by SMS

God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Author: Ethel Mumford
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
God is a verb.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.
Author: George W. Bush
God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
Author: Kahlil Gibran
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The
newly web game !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always
spinning !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a
bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?
Decadant.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what stops it from falling down.
Owner: I think the woodworm are
holding hands.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes