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Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Author: Hobart Brown

Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
Author: Peter Borden

Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new the
Author: Thomas Sowell

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!' 'That's right.' 'Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?' 'Well, today is his birthday!'
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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in." The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?
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Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
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Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes