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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Author: George S. Patton

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Author: John Collins

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Author: Henry Kissinger

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
Author: Tom Stoppard

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes