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The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Author: Confucius

The people who are the most bigoted are the people who have no convictions at all.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.
Author: Og Mandino

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Author: Mark Twain

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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