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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine

The game is up.
Author: William Shakespeare

Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?
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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"
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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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