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Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Author: Voltaire

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.
Author: Anatole Broyard

Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-und
Author: Lewis Mumford

Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
Author: Bible

Ye are the light of the world. A city set upon a hill cannot be hid.
Author: Bible

Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with renewed vigor, returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins his day's work. After he retires, the new accountant can hardly wait to read for himself the message contained in the envelope in the drawer, particularly since he feels so inadequate in replacing the far wiser and more highly esteemed accountant. Surely, he thinks to himself, it must contain the great secret to his success, a wondrous treasure of inspiration and motivation. His fingers tremble anxiously as he removes the mysterious envelope from the drawer and reads the following message: "Debits in the column toward t he file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window."
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes