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The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley, An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'd joy! (The best laid schemes of Mice and Men oft go awry, And leave us nothing but grief and pain, For promised joy!)
Author: Robert Burns

In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.
Author: Dorothea Dix

I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes

The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!
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What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!
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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
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Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!
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