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Modesty is a shining light; it prepares the mind to receive knowledge, and the heart for truth.
Author: Madam Guizot

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Author: Spike Milligan

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein

In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Author: Woody Allen

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
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1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
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