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Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Author: Alice Walker

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Author: Erma Bombeck

Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.
Author: Georges Rouault

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Author: Douglas Adams

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Author: Unknown

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes