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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
Author: Burnadette Devlin

I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
Author: Upton Sinclair

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Author: Confucius

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
Author: Harry Shearer

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.
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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
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School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?
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Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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