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The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was; and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.
Author: Bible

There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
Author: Richard Feynman

There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.
Author: James M. Barrie

First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes