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Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Author: Yogi Berra

Be a fountain, not a drain.
Author: Rex Hudler

Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep; for your habits and character will be as much influenced by the former as by the latter.
Author: Paxton Hood

Be careful -- with quotations, you can damn anything.
Author: Andre Malraux

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
Author: Aesop

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
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Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the girls. "No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."
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Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right," said the prof. "How many degrees are there in a circle?" "Uh, depends," said the boy. "How big is that there circle?"
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