Best Cell Phones

Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.
Author: John Ruskin

No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work.
Author: Clifford Stoll

The man who runs may fight again.
Author: Menander

The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to his opinion twenty years later.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
Author: Mitchell Burgess

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
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Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes