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Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.
Author: Bible

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Author: Socrates

I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
Author: Louise Nevelson

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Author: Oscar Levant

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes