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That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
Author: Voltaire

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Author: Joseph Baretti

Many admire, few know.
Author: Hippocrates

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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