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The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.
Author: Confucius

The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston

The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.
Author: Carl Barzun

The thing is true, according to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.
Author: Bible

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.
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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.
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Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
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Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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