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The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter of faith. There is not a single shred of evidence for any other life forms, and in forty years of searching, none has been discovered. There is absolutely no evidentiary reason to mainAuthor: Michael Crichton
The best armor is to keep out of range.Author: Italian Proverb
The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!
(The best laid schemes of Mice and Men
oft go awry,
And leave us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!)Author: Robert Burns
In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.Author: Dorothea Dix
I like life. It's something to do.Author: Ronnie Shakes
The best jokes to send by SMS
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
contest?
She was the beast of the show!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an elephant joke!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes