Best quotes to send by SMS
Meryl Streep I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep

George Eliot The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot

Francis Quarles If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles

Ed Parker The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker

Ninon de Lenclos The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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Insect jokes What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !
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Insect jokes Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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Insect jokes Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !
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