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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Author: Shirley Temple

Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
Author: Unknown

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.
Author: Bill Tammeus

On action alone be thy interest, Never on its fruits. Let not the fruits of action be thy motive, Nor be thy attachment to inaction.
Author: Bhagavad Gita

Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country w
Author: Harry S Truman

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
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