Best quotes to send by SMS

A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.
Author: Frank Herbert
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Author: John Russell
A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.
Author: Brendan Francis
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Author: Publilius Syrus
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
Author: Leon Tec
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
?
The bombshell !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What birds are found in Portugal ?
Portu-geese
!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the
brain tree forests!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What profession did the parrot get into when it
swallowed the clock?
Politics
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes