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Best quotes to send by SMS
Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.Author: Terry Pratchett
I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.Author: Martin Luther King Jr.
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.Author: Tom Lehrer
The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.Author: Okakura Kakuzo
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.Author: Ulysses S. Grant
The best jokes to send by SMS
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in
the whole school.
Mother: That's my son.
Teacher: Oh! I'm
so sorry.
Mother: You're sorry?This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Change it to
what?This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Personnel Director: What would you do
if you broke your arm in two places?
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go
to these places no more!This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?
Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
complain that his canary wouldn't sing.
"File the beak just
a little," said the owner, "and the bird will
sing. But if you file
it too much, the canary will die."
Two weeks later Pearson ran
into Calvin on the street and asked about
his canary.
"He
died," said Calvin.
"But I told you not to file the beak too
much."
"I didn't," explained Calvin, "but by the time I got him
out of the
vise, he was already dead."This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes