Best quotes to send by SMS

Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Author: The laws of Manu
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
Author: Steve Jobs
Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
Author: Horatio Nelson
Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.
Author: Aeschylus
Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.
Author: Henry Miller
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a trout ?
Monkfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear
?
Because they have electric 'eels !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What kind of fish is useful in freezing
weather ?
Skate !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have
someone throw it at you.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes