Best quotes to send by SMS
The laws of Manu Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Author: The laws of Manu

Steve Jobs Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
Author: Steve Jobs

Horatio Nelson Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
Author: Horatio Nelson

Aeschylus Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.
Author: Aeschylus

Henry Miller Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.
Author: Henry Miller

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !
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Fishing jokes Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !
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Fishing jokes What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
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Fishing jokes What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !
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Fishing jokes What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
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