Best Cell Phones
Search results
Nokia 8800
Nokia 7710
Nokia 7700
Nokia 7610
Nokia 7600
Nokia 7390
Nokia 7380
Nokia 7373
Nokia 7370
Nokia 7280
Pages: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36]
Best quotes to send by SMS
Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.Author: Jean de La Fontaine
Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel; but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd iAuthor: William Shakespeare
Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices.Author: Otto von Bismarck
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.Author: Benjamin Franklin
Beware the fury of a patient man.Author: John Dryden
The best jokes to send by SMS
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
the air and smells?
A dead centipede.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
Dead.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by
yourself.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you who're
dead from the neck up!This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes