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Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Author: Mario Puzo

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Never have children, only grandchildren.
Author: Gore Vidal

Never judge a book by its movie.
Author: J. W. Eagan

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?". The lady replied "No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth "
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill." "Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes