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Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Author: William Penn

Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the tune Without the words, and never stops at all.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
Author: Gloria Swanson

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Author: George S. Patton

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
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What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
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