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It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
Author: Publilius Syrus

It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
Author: Arnold Toynbee

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Author: William Shakespeare

It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your body is given a chance to develop a little strength.
Author: Frank Duff

It is as hard to see one's self as to look backwards without turning around.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes