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Stretching his hand out to catch the stars, he forgets the flowers at his feet.
Author: Jeremy Bentham

You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

"Careful with fire" is good advice we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so.
Author: William Carleton

"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the et
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

...And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you're not my type.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes