Best quotes to send by SMS
Cyril Connolly All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Bible All flesh is grass.
Author: Bible

Ronald Reagan All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Aristotle All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
Author: Aristotle

Charlie Chaplin All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Book title jokes The Post Script by Adeline Extra
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Book title jokes How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard
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Book title jokes Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt
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