Best Cell Phones
Best quotes to send by SMS
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.Author: J. Robert Oppenheimer
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.Author: Unknown
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.Author: Alice Walker
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.Author: Erma Bombeck
Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.Author: Georges Rouault
The best jokes to send by SMS
What is the cat's favourite TV
show ?
The
evening mews !This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
to
swim ?
An octopuss !This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
How do you know that cats are sensitive
creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk !This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
A caterpillar !This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes