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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Author: Robert Bakker

Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
Author: William Safire

It does not prove a thing to be right because the majority say it is so.
Author: Friedrich von Schiller

If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes