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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Call me a troglodyte; I'd rather peruse those photos alongside my sweetheart, catch the newspaper on the way to work, and page thorough a real book.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?
Author: Bible

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Author: Bill Watterson

Castles in the air - they are so easy to take refuge in. And so easy to build, too.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
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Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
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Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.
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