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Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
Author: Albert Camus

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Author: Welsh Proverb

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Author: Yogi Berra

Be a fountain, not a drain.
Author: Rex Hudler

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
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Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself before?
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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.
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