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There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it make
Author: Marilyn Manson

That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
Author: Voltaire

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
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Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
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Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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