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Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Author: Saadi

Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.
Author: Sophia Loren

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Author: Charles M. Schulz

Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
Author: Bob Edwards

When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
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What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes