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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Author: Jules Renard

Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
Author: Anais Nin

Life is consciousness.
Author: Emmet Fox

Life is not so important as the duties of life.
Author: John Randolph

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level
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When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise
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What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
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Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I don't have an opinion. I'm a chartered accountant."
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