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What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Author: Albert Camus

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
Author: Lucretius

What is left when honor is lost?
Author: Publilius Syrus

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.
Author: Stanley Kunitz

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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