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Once there was The People - Terror gave it birth; Once there was The People, and it made a hell of earth! Earth arose and crushed it. Listen, oh, ye slain! Once there was The People - it shall never be again!
Author: Rudyard Kipling

One can acquire everything in solitude - except character.
Author: Marie Henri Beyle

One dies only once, and then for such a long time!
Author: Molire

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Author: Bob Marley

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.
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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
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Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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