Best quotes to send by SMS

I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling
She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald
It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence
Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti
Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes