Best quotes to send by SMS
Elise Nordling I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling

Zelda Fitzgerald She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

D. H. Lawrence It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Christina Rossetti Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti

Paul Rand Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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Easter jokes What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
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Easter jokes What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
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Easter jokes How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
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Easter jokes What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
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