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Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Author: George Burns

Revolution is not a onetime event.
Author: Audre Lorde

Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blonde replied "Marking the spot." "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes