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Come not within the measure of my wrath.
Author: William Shakespeare

Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Author: Fred Allen

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Author: Will Rogers

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes