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Every artist was first an amateur.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.
Author: Hector Berlioz

Every day holds the possibility of a miracle.
Author: Elizabeth David

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only ad
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.
Author: Carl Jung

Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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