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Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Author: Robert Byrne

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
Author: Albert Einstein

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Author: Carl Jung

Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.
Author: Anne Rice

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes