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To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Author: Anonymous

Virtue and genuine graces in themselves speak what no words can utter.
Author: William Shakespeare

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Author: Confucius

Justice is the greatest interest of man on earth.
Author: Daniel Webster

I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.
Author: Bertrand Russell

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.
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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
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How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.
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What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.
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